Celtic Win Again

The Boston Celtics, the greatest franchise in the history of sport, won again last night in Portland, 197-14. This ties the record for the biggest point differential in their history, when they beat the Minneapolis Lakers 183-0 in the NBA finals. Incidentally, the Lakers moved to los angeles, where they became the smoggers and stunk out the joint for a number of years. They are not allowed to rent villas on St. John.