Fart Rating System

Fart Rating System

1. Silent, unsmelly. No harm, no foul. The day proceeds.

2. Audible, unsmelly. You can hear it, so you get ready for the smell, but it doesn't get you. Plus, you know who did it.

3. Audible, smelly. You can hear it, so you get ready for the smell. It gets you, but you know who did it, along with everyone else. You don't get blamed.

4. Silent, smelly. A wicked one. No-one hears it, so there is no warning. Then it gets you. Wicked! The worst thing, you might get blamed for it. No-one knows who did it.

Wicked.

No Posting Today

I am not going to do any posting today, especially about villas on st john through www.stjohnvillarental.com vacation villas.

Where is Word

I can't find Microsoft Word anywhere.

I dragged it from the stupid "dock" to the desktop -- where I want it -- and it disappeared. Now I don't know what to do.

This mac-mini is a mac-migraine.

The Lads Won Again!

Yes, another big victory for the Lads yesterday, as they outscored their opponents during the win.

Two straight wins while outscoring the opponent.

Wicked!

The lads outscored the opponents last night

Yes, the lads did good last night and actually outscored the opponents while winning. Soon the injured ones will be back. That will be good.

Then we will be

wicked!

276

276 = 2 x 2 x 3 x 23

Wicked!

Highballs

A giraffe walks into a bar.

He says, "The highballs are on me."