Fart Rating System

Fart Rating System

1. Silent, unsmelly. No harm, no foul. The day proceeds.

2. Audible, unsmelly. You can hear it, so you get ready for the smell, but it doesn't get you. Plus, you know who did it.

3. Audible, smelly. You can hear it, so you get ready for the smell. It gets you, but you know who did it, along with everyone else. You don't get blamed.

4. Silent, smelly. A wicked one. No-one hears it, so there is no warning. Then it gets you. Wicked! The worst thing, you might get blamed for it. No-one knows who did it.

Wicked.