Thursday, September 30, 2010

Don't do this

Don't sit in the woods covered with sweet stuff, waiting for mosquitoes to bite.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Celtics

The Boston Celtics have

Centers -- O'Neal, O'Neal, Perkins, Erden
Big Forwards -- Garnett, Davis, Gaffney
Small Forwards -- Pierce, Harangody, Daniels
Big Guards -- Allen, West, Wafer
Point Guards -- Rondo, Washington, Bradley

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Monday Night

We are all looking forward to Monday night, when the Patriots get to travel to miami to beat up the pathetic dolphins, who are not fish.

Wicked!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Oh shut up

Just shut up.

We no longer have to worry about the Lads.

Of course, it will be fun if they can beat the team that sucks a few more times this year.

Wicked!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Skinny Legs Today

I will have to go to Skinny Legs today to see the New England Patriots.

That's because they definitely won't be on my little teevee.

Because buffalo eats it really badly.

Wicked!

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Skinny Legs

I will be at Skinny Legs on Sunday as the Patriots play the bills. This should be an easy victory, as the bills truly eat it.

Wicked!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Tied 0-0

We tied last night, 0-0, but won because nobody scored more runs that we did.

Wicked!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Pandora

I am listening to Pandora Radio, which is now playing a medium song. I might, or might not, bomb it. I think I will bomb it.

Wicked!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Nothing

Nothing today. Not even a statement today saying there is nothing. Instead, I am not going to even make a post that says nothing.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

21

I saw 21 last night, which was based on the novel Bringing Down The House, about a group of MIT students who counted cards in blackjack and who made a pantload of money.

Of course the movie took a few liberties and changed the plot, but the basics were the same.

Wicked!

Monday, September 20, 2010

Skink

Skink took care of Mr. Gash.

Mr. Gash made a 911 phone call to remember.

Unfortunately, it didn't help him.

Mr Bogozer wasn't understood by the dispatcher.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

I will be silly today

Today is a day of Silliness from the deck at Mary's.

I will be as silly as anybody.

4:15.

We'll probably have something to eat and drink while we watch the Patriots beat up the ny-football-team-that-sucks.

Wicked!

Saturday, September 18, 2010

326

326 = 2 x 163

Wicked!

Friday, September 17, 2010

Har har hardy har har

I think I'll tell you har har hardy har har.

Har har hardy har har.

I told you I'd tell you har har hardy har har.

(Like "I'll tell you what" except a lot stupider, but so what.)

Wicked!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

st thomas today

I have to go to st thomas today for some stuff. When you gotta go, you gotta go, even though you don't really like going.

Wicked!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Lads Won Again

The Lads won again, and outscored the opponents at the same time! Wicked!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Mankins, Mankins, Mankins

The Patriots are eventually going to do something with Logan Mankins.

But who knows when? I do. This week.

Wicked!

Monday, September 13, 2010

Patriots

The New England Patriots are wicked good this year.

Wicked!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

I don't know

I don't know whether the Lads won last night, and I am not going to check. The offense of the Boston Red Sox is contended to be moribund, and I am not going to refute that contention.

Wicked!

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Rent a Villa

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Wicked!

Friday, September 10, 2010

Potrzebie

Potrzebie is a real word. Polish. It means something.

Wicked!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Shutters

I am going to start on door shutters today.

Have to make a front door shutter.

Also might make an office shutter.

Also might make a bathroom door shutter.

You never know what I might make.

Wicked!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Research

I plan to do some research today. In my little library. My library, incidentally, has a mahogany-trimmed window and a mahogany medicine cabinet.

Wicked!

Monday, September 6, 2010

Moribund

The defense of the Boston Red Sox is not moribund.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

We'll pick up a few players

The Patriots cut a few linebackers yesterday, and will undoubtedly get a few other players off waivers or cuts in the next day or two.

You have to trust the coaching staff, based on results from the past 10 years.

I'd like to have Mankins and Ty Warren, though.

Wicked!

Saturday, September 4, 2010

We Tied 0-0

The Lads tied last night 0-0, as everyone was afraid of Earl, which missed everyone in its journey.

Actually, it hit Anegada.

The only island it hit.

Wicked!

Friday, September 3, 2010

No power for 3 days

We had no power for 3 days, which was pretty bad for wapa. Note that wapa is in small letters, the same as the team that sucks. wapa did a pathetic restoration job for such a small number of outages.

They suck the same way as the team that sucks.

Wicked!